Poo Licked

When your dog licks it's ass then licks you.

I was over at Jack's house, and his golden retriever poo licked him right in the mouth!

by Aw1798 May 9, 2014

poo sweats

When you need to poo so badly that you feel cold inside and sweaty outside.

I needed to take a dump so badly that i got the poo sweats

by JimGherkins May 2, 2017

Tang Poo

If there aren’t enough unflattering but accurate names for a certain indicted former US President, this is the latest and perhaps the funniest. It’s a combination of a tasty orange drink mix and something that you see and smell in the New York City sewer system.

Tang Poo is trying to be President again. He should know that he couldn’t run a country from the federal lockup - where he might end up.

by anonymous September 4, 2023

slap poo

when you have a dangly poo and instead of letting it drop you slap it off its hinges into the wall

time to slap poo

by jeff the weirdo June 21, 2020

Jackie poo

Blond, short, mole on face, dates 12 year olds, hates mumble rappers, married to me in minecraft, wears only ripndip and other expensive clothes. Moves t ok hampstead to not have to pay 24$. Named John but goes by Jack

You are such a jackie poo

by Donny do melon January 22, 2020

karma poo

(noun) The random dog doo that a dog owner picks up and disposes of when out and about to make up for those times when his or her own dog has done its business somewhere that then mysteriously cannot be found (e.g., out in the tall grass in the park).

To pick up karma poo is to maintain equilibrium in the world of dog doo disposal, and to help make up for all the idiot dog owners who allow their dogs to defecate anywhere and everywhere without cleaning it up.

"Man, I've looked everywhere and I can't find Fido's poo!"
"Dude, you'd better go find some karma poo and take care of it!"
or
"What are you doing? Fifi didn't take a dump!"
"I know, but I think she snuck one out here somewhere the other day, and I'm way behind on my karma poo anyway."

by MollyBurrito August 21, 2011

poo jelly

The residuum remaining after three wipes of one cloaca. Usually a result of eating pizza or other wheat based repast the night before. The jelly usually is exacerbated with heat and sweat.

I need to go to the bathroom and clean up. I ate pizza last night and have poo jelly downstairs.

by VJ Singlemalt May 16, 2016