When a man shits in a women's vagina then procedes to ram the shit even further with a soccer ball to the point where the woman almost dies of absolute fuckery.
by The chaotic nigger June 4, 2016
Get the Brazilian hot pocketmug. Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket. Instead you shove chili cheese fries up her vagina and eat it out of her vagina.
"Dude why are you so gassy today?"
"Oh man, I gave my girlfriend an Alabama Chili Pocket last night."
"Oh man, I gave my girlfriend an Alabama Chili Pocket last night."
by sirterrence45 May 6, 2013
Get the Alabama Chili Pocketmug. "Yo man, ol' Jimmy threw me under the bus again. Hope he enjoys the Corporate Hot Pocket I leave in his bottom drawer."
by DJ Gladden September 24, 2013
Get the Corporate Hot Pocketmug. by drb350 January 19, 2011
Get the red rocket pocketmug. The act of finding a dead deer on the side of the road cutting out its ass then bringing it home to microwave it and preform sexual acts to it
by getting it done December 9, 2013
Get the Pennsylvania hot pocketmug. The act of stuffing Kraft dinner into your partner's anus, and then fucking it. The Kraft dinner is then expelled from the anus into a large bowl of pudding and shared by both partners, as is tradition.
Paul tried desperately to focus on the Canucks game, but could no longer stand to watch Renata's heaving breasts as she ate her Kraft dinner. He lunged across the table, ripped off her pants, and proceeded to give her the best Canadian Hot Pocket she had ever received. The moose looked on lustfully. As of course is tradition.
by epixoip November 12, 2012
Get the Canadian Hot Pocketmug. The act of unflolding a hide-a-bed, dropping a duce, and reflodling for some unexpected individual to find at a later time.
by Pokintail May 15, 2010
Get the mexican hot pocketmug.