chinese gas attack

Cough, just cough

I was on the subway when wong performed a chinese gas attack, everyone promptly put on their mask

by Hotdogbuns69420penis May 12, 2020

gas & tar

double gin and tonic with lime, served on ice in a pint glass

what can I get ya?
I'll have a gas & tar.
just one? I'll start you a tab.

by WillowHumperdinck July 20, 2022

retarded clump of gas

it's a person who is just acting stupid. They act so stupid that it's funny. You calling someone this makes what you were laughing at even more funny. (NOT MEANT TO USE IN A SERIOUS MANNER)

''HAHAHA, oh my goodness that is so funny imma go get some more food''
''Okay.....''
**KNOCKS OVER BAG OF PRETZELS**
''HAHAHAHAHAHA did you just knock over the pretzels you retarded clump of gas HAHAH.''
**EVERYBODY STARTS LAUGHING**

by Tk4real January 24, 2018

norwegian gas mask

When you plug the drain in a hotel and shit in the shower

There's an Norwegian gas mask in my room

by Coclsucker420 April 3, 2017

Monster Gas

Noun: term referring to nitrous, galaxy gas, or whippets

Bro you got the monster gas I’m tryna get wicked

by Ulysses March 25, 2025

Gas the Bishop

When spooning a beautiful lady she farts on your manhood.

Oh, Chloe! You’ve blown the head off my dick! Why did you gas the bishop? Not my idea of a winter warmer

by Voldepork November 30, 2024

Testicular Gas

A suddenly swift and severe cramping pain in your testicles that wraps around your penis and radiates toward your anal crack.

Son: AAHH! Mom! My penis really hurts! It's like a cramp and I can feel it in my butt!

Mom: Calm down, Son..you just caught a case of the ole' "Testicular Gas". It'll pass.

by OhMyGoddessXoXo October 11, 2015