russian

a gun

(slang from UK)

Mans riding with two Russians and a blade.

by hahaahahahahahhaahahhahahaahah February 22, 2022

The Tactical Russian

(n) The tactic of using vodka to get a girl drunk in hopes of easy sex.

I always get girls at the bars using the tactical russian.

by HylianPanda February 22, 2014

russian flu

A rare from of flu that starts off like a common cold, but you still end up dead. Then it turns out you had been poisoned with Polonium or some sort of neurotoxin.

Brian: "Have you heard about that spy who allegedly got poisoned in England?"
Sam: "Eh, he just got the russian flu, nothing out of the ordinary."

by anontheautisticretard March 13, 2018

Russian nose ring

Cumming in someones mouth the same time you make them laugh so cum shoots out their nose

Becky was pleasing me and i told a joke as i came and she got a Russian nose ring

by GeneralAirlo June 19, 2023

russian seatbelt

Putting your legs over another person's lap when on a bus or other unsafe vehicle that does not possess seatbelts. Usually done for somebody sitting on the seat closest to the aisle. Though it relays a sense of security, this action probably causes more loss than gain of safety.

1 *in a bus, on a bumpy road*
Jess: Holy crap, I feel like I'm gonna fall out!
Sarah: Russian seatbelt?
Jess: Russian seatbelt.

2
Owen: Um... What are you doing? (referring to odd leg positioning)
Reese: Dimmock, the seatbelts've been ripped out by some idiot.
Bob: Russian seatbelting is the only way I'm able to keep him from jumping out from fear of going through the windscreen.

by PlatonicCentaur January 24, 2014

Russian DrumBlow

When your partner engages in oral sex except keeps a certain amount of vodka in their mouth while they begin to blow you, strong burning sensation follows, however, this only intensifies the bj

Tommy and Heather were studying together when Tommy hadn't got any thrill for so long. He looked in the fridge where he hid his emergency vodka, he looked over at heather and said, " Hey babe, you mind giving me a Russian drumblow?"

by B.Katzroy April 27, 2015

Russian

1. General term used by imbeciles, who do not understand the difference between slavic cultures

2. Term for people who live inside of the Russian Federation, or who are of descent from a native family in the territory.

1. 22 IQ Person: HEY LOOK ITS A RUSSIAN

"Russian" guy: (speaks Polish)

2. Guy #1: Didja know? I'm 23% Russian.

Guy #2: Why would you tell me the statistic? Just say you're 1/4 Russian.

by RussianWithAPassion April 21, 2021