A character in a story, TV show, movie, etc. that only grows stronger as circumstances get harder so there is never any real chance of losing
by Mushroomtattoo May 29, 2018
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"Hey man, have you seen that new turtle pic?"
"Not yet, haven't been on the Turtle Machine all day"
"Did you know some turtles are brown?"
"You're wrong, I asked the Turtle Machine and the brown ones are called "tortoise"
"Turtle Machine broke"
"Not yet, haven't been on the Turtle Machine all day"
"Did you know some turtles are brown?"
"You're wrong, I asked the Turtle Machine and the brown ones are called "tortoise"
"Turtle Machine broke"
by Jeffi June 16, 2018
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by Harm211 May 14, 2018
Get the Mac Machine mug.Something that the US military drops to the children of Afghanistan. It usually ends up killing thousands of children each year, which many Americans agree with.
Ex: "Hey David, gonna donate anything to the military this year?"
"I don't know, Bill. Maybe my vending machine! I hear they drop them on children in Afghanistan. Sounds like a great policy!"
"Hahaha!"
"I don't know, Bill. Maybe my vending machine! I hear they drop them on children in Afghanistan. Sounds like a great policy!"
"Hahaha!"
by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 14, 2018
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