May 7

Raegyn’s birthday
On this day you have to subscribe to her YouTube @raegynisswaggy

“It’s may 7”
“Okay and…”
“Have you subscribed to raegyn yet?”
“No I haven’t, thanks for reminding me!”

May 7 by rumplestiltskinswife February 25, 2022

MAY 21 

Porch monkeys are born on this day

May 21 happy birthday Rez

MAY 21 by HD’s firjrnfjcjrjnr March 10, 2022

May 19th 

A shitty day too be born on.

May 19th.
Mom giving birth: AHHHHH
Baby: WAAAA
Mom: Ew this baby cries too much...this isnt my child. Such a crybaby.
Mom: Give this baby up for adoption.

May 19th by Steve Harveyy/Farnstico March 17, 2022

May 28 

Its Christ birthday say happy birthday to him

its may 28 happy birthday Christ

May 28 by Asura`s wrath March 25, 2022

May-O 

When someone uses Mayo as a lube substitute and maggots infest the vaginal canal and hit that G-spot, producing an orgasm

I had sex with this guy last night and ended up getting May-O'd.

May-O by mommymilkermaggot March 28, 2022

May 7

National gaslight your friend's day

You: Hey do you know what day it is?
Friend: No
You: *sigh* It's May 7.

May 7 by urmom670 April 1, 2022

May 7

National Skip Prom Day/Leg Day

Girl: You want to go to prom?
Boy: Nah it’s on May 7th, so I got to hit leg day

May 7 by jacksonthor28 April 2, 2022