Male Cruncher

"He's such a male cruncher."

"Excuse me a what?"

"Idk check urban dictionary"

*checks urban dictionary* *only finds muff cruncher*
"It's like that but gay"
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fuck your male friend day

Fuck your male friend day is February 14, literally means fuck your guy friend.
Jamal: Yo bro you gonna ask Anabel for Fuck your male friend day?
Chase: hell yea
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Males

Men, nah, boys, are disgusting, immature, utter waste of life and oxygen, unforgivable, hypocritical two faced, pick-me, assholes.
"Oh God, It's Disrespectful Males"
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male

1- Animal, plant or other non-human living being that is of masculine biological sex.
2- Synonym for boy/man.
by Ciliota January 30, 2025
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male

1- Animal, plant or other living being (that is not a person) that has the masculine genotype.
2- Synonym for man.
by Xabamblau November 21, 2024
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Male

Human being gifted with a strong feeling of indifference, and for this reason often considered stupid, insensitive or an asshole.
This feeling gives him the unpopular attitude to prefer actual present reality over feelings of hypotetical permanent dissatisfaction.
-Male picks up the phone at the office

-Other human being: hi darling, frday at the Albanian cultural center there is a film about the fall of the communist regime. I thought it would be nice to go there if you can get out of work soon. but do as you wish...

-Male, looking at an excel sheet: uh uh..

- Other human being: why the fuck you always seems to be annoied when I prolose something and.. Aaargh, never mind. You assohole. "Click"

- Male: jeeesus.
by 88astro88 May 11, 2018
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Male

Human being gifted with a strong feeling of indifference, and for this reason often considered stupid, insensitive or an asshole.
This feeling gives him the unpopular attitude to prefer actual present reality over feelings of hypotetical permanent dissatisfaction.
-Male picks up the phone at the office

-Other human being: hi darling, friday at the Albanian cultural center there is a film about the fall of the communist regime. I thought it would be nice to go there if you can get out of work soon. but do as you wish...

-Male, looking at an excel sheet: uh uh..

- Other human being: why the fuck you always seem to be annoied when I propose something and.. Aaargh, never mind. You assohole. "Click"

- Male: jeeesus.
by 88astro88 May 11, 2018
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