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Nub Licker

Nub Licker means that someone thinks they're good at something, but are really not. See "nub"
Andy halos not that hard! stop diying, you're being a Nub Licker!
by Jack Buxmizzel December 28, 2007
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sandra-locked

Any added element that ruins the whole.
Any Clint Eastwood movie costarring Sandra Locke. Movies that would otherwise have been awesome, but because they have been "sandra-locked" no suck.
by Rightwing June 28, 2008
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ramey lucker

slutty cunt who will do anything for attention and will fuck anything with a cock. loud mouthed bitch who needs to learn a few things before getting in the sack again.
by ben doverforme October 21, 2008
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Salmon Licker

Lesbian, gay or bisexual female. A woman who enjoys the delights of giving oral pleasure with the tongue.
1. "You guys are wasting your time, she's a real salmon licker."
2. Man1: "How did the first date go last night, did you get laid?"
Man2: "Fucking waste of time, the bitch must be a Salmon Licker"
by Sebonis February 24, 2010
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Idaho Licker

Taking a shot of Tequila with salt and lemon - but licking the salt and lemon from the bare skin of your partner.
I think I had too much Idaho Licker last night... my head hurts
by TheLicquerMan March 12, 2010
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Lease locked

When you are in a relationships that started off rocky, but go threw with it any way. One person is picking up the slack on the expenses more so than the other and the slack picker upper is tired of the lack of communication and responsibility of the other person in said relationship. The couple signs a lease agreement with the landlord, property manager, and land owner, mortgage Co, ECT. Then realize that they are locked into contract for a period of time. The person has been stuck with the bill more than once. Has a higher paying job and goals to provide for a support system w/ out a hand out card from the county to do it. The one person has the stability to succeed, while the other just floats threw with no idea how to even buy it’s own cloths, grandma/pa or parents by them lunch and provide with cloths still at an older age, lives way beyond it’s means no matter how hard the supporter try’s to explain it won’t work unless he/she realizes that a real relationship is not just about the fling, but the effort it takes to provide a stable home. Will usually tell all it’s co-workers and buddies the downs it can to make it self feel above the woman for sympathy to gain attention and another bed to crash in when the slacker won’t stop over spending. Really doesn’t love who it is living with and doesn’t want to come to grips with the fact that the person got into the relationship over the sexual and not the goal oriented reasons for a relationships future Long Term Goal efforts.
Then The goal oriented 1 ends up having to be under budgeted when it comes time for necessity’s i.e. bills, then being obligated to pick up all the tab.

Man, I’m so tired of his/her unorganized, no goal, lazy, obnoxious mouth bull about how stupid other people are and the he/she still has the elder taking care of his/her at this age. I’m lease locked and annoyed.

Insert name here, actually had the audacity to call and say it thinks that your still hung up on an ex, but calls her/him it’s ex’s name on the voice mail several times instead of saying your name, but you’re the one with the problem. That’s rich. Hears an Example:

P1: You need to come to grips with the fact your still in love with your ex. Your still in love and he/she chose to be with some one else and I know you don’t want to be with me The accusers Ex’s name here…it goes on and it’s not pretty.

P2: See who really has the problems in life. Your dragging our life threw the mud, calling me your ex’s name and can’t just grow the heck up. I’m lease locked with you and you treat me like dirt and for the last time play’s the voice mail on speaker for the slacker the only people that will get hurt in this is the kids and you need to come to grips with the fact that it’s time to grow up and get over yourself and might accomplish some thing other than simply running your mouth all day.
by LifeAsThis1knowsit May 12, 2010
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trashcan licker

One who licks someone's asshole as a sexual act.
Oh man, Matt is such a trashcan licker!
by 9thAsshole January 2, 2011
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