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hem job

a sexy job done on juicy hemorrhoids at the peak of their ripeness, usually with the mouth, with or without teeth. Professional hem-jobbers can balance the task of sucking without bursting the hemorrhoid, while the inexperienced unluckily end up with mouths full of blood and feces.
After Forrest finished giving his first hem job, he looked like he had a mouth full of chocolate cherries. What an assbag.
by Whoopi Goldberg January 22, 2008
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snow job

A common excuse used almost exclusively by the female gender to prevent from having to perform oral sex on their male partner by convincing said partner that his penis is too immense to comfortably fit in her mouth during oral sex, resulting in nearly as much pleasure to the recipient as an actual orgasm due to massive inflation of their ego.
1. Hey man, did that chick you are dating finally start sucking your cock. Oh, she tried but my dick is way too big!

2. (Girl 1) I really like this new guy that I'm dating but he keeps trying to get me to suck his dick. (Girl 2) All you have to do is tell him that his dick is to big. Trust me he'll love it. I'm a snow job master!
by Bald Monkey September 6, 2016
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Snow Job

An often failed attempt at placing positive spin upon unpopular actions performed by the Bush administration. The official "Snow Jobs" will be delivered by Tony Snow of FOX news now that he has accepted the appointment of Press Secretary for the Bush Administration.
"Did you hear the lastest Snow Job about Iran's nuclear intentions?"
by David Durall' May 9, 2006
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katy job

a very diry blow job, and slopy blowjob
Katy gave Lee a katy job
by Lee February 3, 2003
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blow job

A revolutionary new-old rave post punk romantic revival band that had a string of two top fourty hits in the late early 90s.

In their second album they abbreviated their band name to "BJ".

Their first album was called "You can feel spots" and had hits such as "get away now", "crabs" and "could just be pearlies".

Their second album was titled "I'm not sure", and contained two hit singles- "Do I like the taste?" and "It went up my airpipe." There was a critically acclaimed bonus track titled- "this is all an innuendo."

A terrible, terrible band.
Bailey- I just got the new BJ album.
Lucy- Oh yeah, blow job's first album was alright. How's this one?
Bailey- BJs are shit once you've had the whole thing.
by uwanttruthitellz May 9, 2009
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Hard Job

When it appears that the only reason a woman has a certain job is the fact that she is so attractive that she has a long line of men wanting to have sex with her.
Check out that MTV VJ! She must have a hard job.
by Mr. Leopard July 30, 2008
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Getting a Job

What you should be doing instead of watching TV all day/playing WoW/posting shit on Urban dictionary
"You're 30 years old and you live at home! You should be out getting a job you lazy fuck!"
by jakebass74 June 24, 2009
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