JackSpeak

To mumble or say things as if you were Jack Sparrow.

JackSpeak is the art of talking like this:

"...No! If we don't have the key, we can't
open whatever it is we don't have that
it unlocks. So what purpose would be
served in finding whatever need be unlocked,
which we don't have, without first having
found the key what unlocks it?..."

by Idzy September 10, 2006

jacksepticeye

as of 2019, an unfunny, uncreative, musty, crusty, sad, cheating excuse for a gaming youtuber.

john: do you watch jacksepticeye?
connor: no, i don’t think he’s funny. i prefer supermega.

by SonicsToes June 30, 2019

Michael Jackson

a pedophile who likes young children, like, YOUNG children.

...Oh yeah he like, dances and stuff.

Me: Oh god this guy in the news paper is a right old Michael Jackson!

Friend: What does that mean?

Me: It means he's a pedo.
...And he dances.

by MemerMan69420 October 28, 2019

Michael Jackson

A complete nonce that takes random children to parties at his house.

Michael Jackson is a nonce.

by Power476 December 19, 2020

Michael Jackson

A nonce

That guys a Michael jackson

by Urban area is the most likely January 2, 2021

jackson five

another term for u-turn

We goin the wrong way. Bust a Jackson Five!

by Mur November 11, 2007

jackson pederson

GOTDAYUMMM
Convict
Felon
asshole
black
nigger

DUDE DID U JUST SEE THAT MILF?

YEA THE ONLY WORD GOOD ENOUGH TO DESCRIBE HER IS A JACKSON PEDERSON

by tony el something September 25, 2011