perversity of the human condition 

This is an explanation for when people do something that is different from what is thought normal or proper and totally unexpected for reasons which are completely unknown or thoroughly obscure.

Bob:- I saw John walk into the door.
Ben:- Why did he do that?
Bob:- I guess it is the perversity of the human condition.

perversity of the human condition by bevanp May 8, 2010

dream vs techno hoo wen wenr get 1000 pounds from the human atm

the sentence of wisdom :D

dream vs techno hoo wen wenr get 1000 pounds from the human atm

dream vs techno hoo wen wenr get 1000 pounds from the human atm by wowwow yt November 17, 2021

humanist 

A stupid word that was told to us during our religion class. has no actual meaning and isn't relevant to life.

Google the Humanist.

humanist by Jaiden BEllk February 17, 2019

happy humanist 

A very intelligent and evolved person who calls people out on their bullshit and hatred. A person who stands up for human rights and teaches others how to do this. The smartest person on UD.

The Happy Humanist is my new favorite person on the interwebs

happy humanist by PrescientMoon April 25, 2016

Humansplain 

When you have to explain to someone how to be or not be, a shitty human.

I had to humansplain to my mother that Nazi's suck.

I had to humansplain to my co-worker that Keurig's are insanely wasteful and the coffee sucks.

Humansplain by BURSTU June 8, 2018

humanitus 

An award for tv shows that dont use words like "retarded."

Mub-"thats retarded..And queer."

humanitus by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift March 31, 2005

Humaniality 

A situation, in which an animal has sexual relations with a human.
Not to be mistaken with bestiality, where as a human has sexual relation with an animal.

That Australian Shepherds dry humped that poor young man, you could even say he committed an act of humaniality on his ass.

Humaniality by Colonel Fuck a Duck October 12, 2009