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Ghost Wank

Verb: When one pretends to jerk-off with their less dominant hand in an effort to 'work out' both sides of the body and gain strength in the less dominant side.
Just ghost wanked for 20 mins after session last night. :P

Ghost wanking is now part of my work out routine.
by Merulone August 20, 2021
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ghost boy

a boy you see when your alone in a public place. you will never see this boy again, unless you sell your soul. these ghost boys are the love you need. your soulmate.
i went to the mall today, and in the corner of my eye i saw a ghost boy.
by nil$$en May 18, 2020
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Ghost Nut

When you're masturbating to pasta and you have an orgasm but no cum comes out of your spaghetti noodle
*Sitting in science class*
America: I can't nut dude, only ghost nut!
Italy: Damn, let's build a bottle rocket!
by Big America Little Italy September 21, 2017
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ghost dancing

to dance directly behind someone for an extended period of time without their knowldege. Best if played as a game with a partner to see who can ghost-dance the longest period of time.
Did you see me ghost dancing that guy for an entire song?!
by wallywa March 13, 2012
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ghost forum

A message board that is still online, but is practically deserted, save for a small group of people who still visit it. Normally there are large amounts of broken links, and any topics not on the front page are a few years old.
Armageddon Games Forums is a ghost forum, it's still around but it's slowly shrinking away.
by Daniel Woolf April 19, 2008
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ghost piss

The act of pissing at a urinal without setting off the automatic flush going on once the urination has been completed. This can be accomplished via long range pissing, leaning way back, being invisible, or simply standing to the side of the sensor.
Dude, I thought I pulled off the perfect ghost piss, but much to my dismay, the flush went off just as I walked out of the bathroom.

I reduce my water consumption partly through ghost pissing.
by achuki August 9, 2016
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ghost rats

1. A reasonable explanation of paranormal activity.
2. An explanation for any noise in house that you may not a have a realistic cause such as a cup being tipped over, floor creaking, door creaking, bag rustling, but nothing's there.
"These damn ghost rats in this house"!
by Raahradina September 23, 2013
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