fake bitch

Opposite of a real nigga, phony, unreliable

Tyler won't raid with his friend Francesca because he's a fake bitch who'd rather have a virtual fuckin' bird than spend quality time with friends!

by phony ass twat July 24, 2017

Fake Friends

1) they won’t talk to u if they are around “popular people”
2) they don’t invite you to something because you are “not popular enough” or “embarrassing”
3)they only talk to you if they need something not if you do
4) they “pretend” to like u

5) they don’t ever include u in anything

If any of those apply you have got urself a FAKE FRIEND

They are all such fake friends like they never include me in anything ever.

Natalie is such a fake person she says that she hates all of them and then hangs out with them the next day.

by thewarriorgoat May 3, 2018

Fake friend

They will be there with you in your brightest moments but disappear during your darkest moments.

Hide your bf/gf/bff because that fake friend will snatch them

by He broke her May 18, 2018

Fake Estate

It is like Real Estate, but fake. If someone tells you they'll give you real fake estate, don't trust them!

Me: Sorry, I don't do real estate, only fake estate.
Friend: You're stupid.

by ¤Cherry June 5, 2018

Fake President

Refers to Donald Trump, whose family's actual surname is "Drumpf" not "Trump", one who is not the real president as picked by the majority of the United States population, and is in fact a puppet planted by Russia's Vlad Putin.

Fake President again made false accusations against others, and has called for Russia to be invited back into the G8 Summit.

by Maddog June 22, 2018

fake cunt

A person that acts like soneone there not around other people and on social media.
They build a fake persona by mimicking others (usually fake cunts).

In reality they dont know who they are them selfs, and have little to no self worth with this they feel the need to be seen as something there not. Example: 1. Spiritual person.

(Something that defines who someone is), but there are clearly not.

They like to hang around other people that are also fake cunts. (Feeling of acceptance)

Social media is a huge ego booster for the fake cunt.

Attention seeking posts are quite frequently posted from fake cunts.

Being a fake cunt usually comes from deep emotions that are hidden from anyone else. (Chip on shoulder) (or carrying a burden)

The fake cunt is a more frequently seen occurrence due to the more popular growing social media platfoms.

The latest wave of fake cunts have started appearing since the early 2010's

Regular visits with a gp or psychologists is recommended for treatment.

'Hes a fake cunt bro'. ' haha look at this bitch, what a fake cunt'.

by fuk uuuuu July 21, 2018

Fakeionist

When someone gets onto Urban Dictionary, at different times, or under different I.P.'s and screenames and constantly votes their senseless, and most often least relevant definition to the top. They're EVERYWHERE on here. Or a person in general you know or meet who is a "story-teller", and while your tellings it "how it is", they're more or less, telling it how it MIGHT be...how many do you know??

(Their definition: Couch: when you hurt yourself and put a giant C in front of it.... (obviously b.s. right?)
Real Definition: Couch: A piece of furniture, sometimes coming in sections used to sit on, placed inside a home or businesses.
See the difference?
Lets weed out the fakes..
The aforemention above the real definition is our culprit: the Fakeionist.

by Doug Martin September 22, 2007