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O-dog: "aw y'all niggas goin to jack-in-the-crack?"
Harold: "hell yea.. hell yea."
by FlyAway July 20, 2011
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Happy Crack

A mixture of unsweetened red Koolaid and sugar that is most often used by middle/high school students due its accessibility. This powder is typically chewed and swallowed, but it can also be inhaled nasally. It is most often dispensed in zip-lock bags with one cup of sugar to one package of Koolaid.

Happy crack gets its name because of its addictive properties, its sugar high, and its cocaine-like appearance. Kids frequently get suspended at school for carrying it around, and often get in the same amount of trouble as if they had brought real crack to school.

Other forms of happy crack do exist, but are not nearly as popular. These other forms generally involve mixing a powdered drink mix with sugar, though there are forms like cinicrack, which involves adding pure cinnamon to sugar, or cococrack, which utilizes raw coco powder.

Certain additives are sometimes added to happy crack, usually caffeine (though cocaine has been rumored to be used as well). This is called "super happy crack".
Happy Crack is NOT a drug, but should still be used responsibly. Side effects can include sinus headache (when inhaled nasally), weight gain, cavities, and a temporary red mouth.

Please note that there are A LOT of people allergic to red 40, a food dye in Koolaid mix. If you or your friends are allergic to red 40, please do not use Happy Crack.
by ZeroFang October 3, 2010
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Plumber's Crack

See also Bum Crack and Plumber. In general, when you have a water leak and you call a plumber to check it out, they always show up, bend over and a portion of their crack can be seen above their beltline.
Ha ha. She bent over to give Carly a hug and she showed a plumber's crack.
by gammarock July 22, 2004
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voice crack

when you or someone talks and their voice makes a funny noise all of a sudden

comes from mostly when youre in puberty
fat: oh ya that was hella tight
chubby: yeah when he went up the drive-way and then *h00weeeee3* did that cool trick
extralarge: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH VOICE CRACK
by chiminee April 5, 2005
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gift crack

The gap in wrapping paper or uncovered portion of a gift usually found on the bottom of the box. May result from the gift wrapper running out of paper or cutting gift wrap too small to cover the entire package.
Bryan figured out what his present was because the gift crack exposed the picture on the box.
by gmoney63 December 22, 2008
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Digital Crack

A game, web site or electronic device that one becomes obsessed with the use of. For a while, it becomes impossible to put down and you may suffer withdrawal if you have to go without it for any length of time.
urabndictionary.com; Nintendo DS; Resident Evil 4
by Shalroth May 16, 2005
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Alex Crack

Also known as "Alexander Mackenzie High School" or "AMAC", this Canadian high school is known for arrogant/stupid students trying too hard to be gangster, majority foreign-exchange students, shitty teachers, and extreme drug use (hence the name). The only reason this school would be considered a viable option is if you enjoy being involved in toxic friend groups, other schools don't want you, or if you're involved in the Arts/IB program (which bring in the hippies and the Asians). The school is next to a hospital, what else do you need to know?
Guy 1: Hey man I heard the new kid in 3rd switched schools .
Guy 2: Yeah man he's the 4th one this month.
Guy 1: Any reason why?
Guy 2: The fuck you think its Alex Crack.
Guy 1: Yeah nobody likes it here.
by that22guy December 4, 2019
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