Best Served Cold 

A reality check. When something isn't as delightful or pseudo-positive as you want.

Alfie: Oh my, that's a shame.

Arman: Oh well, life's Best Served Cold.

Best Served Cold by ArmanFroster February 18, 2022

Life Got Cold

When an event, or events, negatively changes someone's life drastically. When life is at it's worst.

British Girl-Group 'Girls Aloud' has a song called "Life Got Cold".

Liam: What happened to Amy Winehouse?

Arman: Don't you know? Life Got Cold for her, may she Rest In Peace.

Life Got Cold by ArmanFroster February 18, 2022

Crack open a cold one with the boys 

The simple art of practicing necrophilia with your bestest of homies. Typically practiced in your local catholic cemetery between the hours of 1am to 3am.

Hey Bruce, wanna go crack open a cold one with the boys down at the cemetery on Garfield Street with Dick, Jason and Tim?

Crack open a cold one with the boys by Pedro K Hasseem March 24, 2022

My feet are cold 

You have cold feet so you searched this up.

Gay 1: Hi.
Gay 2: Hi, my feet are cold.
Gay 1: Okay.

My feet are cold by defnotmimi July 2, 2022

nut wrenching cold 

So cold that the testicles bid a hasty retreat into the body. The coldest of cold. Even colder than butt ass cold.

Bro I can barely walk outside. It's nut wrenching cold.

nut wrenching cold by DaveVsShark March 20, 2023

gay cold 

The cold that all gays get during/after Pride. Generally refers to colds spread specifically during a Pride that follows one or more years of Pride being canceled, which causes everyone's immune system to weaken. Gay cold are especially common when the reason Pride was canceled the previous 1+ years was because of a global pandemic that left everyone in lockdown at home, for months on end, without exposure to a statistically significant number of other gays each week to keep the immune system hardy.

"I know I didn't get COVID because I'm vaccinated, so why do I feel like I have a cold?"
"It's the gay cold. Remember, Pride was last weekend?"
"Oh yeah that's right. It's definitely just the gay cold, not COVID. Thanks for reminding me."
"No problem! I gave it to you, the least I can do is let you know what it is."

gay cold by Lez Be unReal July 9, 2021

gay cold 

A cold prevalent in the gay community triggered by the dissolution of Pride Month.

I know I can just say that I have a regular cold but saying I have a gay cold can really zhuzh up my suffering.

The post nasal drip you're experiencing from the gay cold is probably from all the key bumps you did with Jimmy in the bathroom stall and most likely not a symptom of COVID, but a test is still recommended (especially if you're not vaccinated).

btw slurp your chicken soup and reschedule your date for Saturday with Jimmy until you're better, you ho.

gay cold by Sickomonster July 7, 2021