Mushy Cheese

Mushy Cheese derives from the greek 'cheesicus de la mush' meaning death by cheese from a male stripper. It can be used to express joy or hate, depending on how kinky you are:

1. good morning, that's a nice mushy cheese!

2. Urrgh, you're such a mushy cheese!!

by Tallia Foxgroove February 26, 2014

Sac and Cheese

The action of marinating one's scrotum in a bowl of macaroni and cheese, preferably Kraft, and subsequently having a partner (preferably lactose intolerant) give a blowjob.

Alex: My girl Amanda and I felt like mixing it up a little last night, so we decided to go for a great sac and cheese.
Amanda: Alex, I was there.

by zetapinu June 22, 2014

Cheese Otter

1. Someone who uses the moves list or instruction manual for a video game to gain an unfair advantage and must pause the game to do so.

2. Someone who is too damn good at a game and you suspect they are somehow cheating, even though you know they aren't.

1. I'm going to win anyways, so just unpause the game and play, you cheese otter.

2. How the hell did you win ten times in a row, you goddamn cheese otter.

by floWratS July 12, 2014

Thinking cheese

Cheese eaten while looking into the refrigerator to help you decide what you want to make/eat for dinner. Mama June on the TV program Honey Boo Boo first used the phrase.

When I can't decide what I want for dinner it helps to stare into the fridge and eat my thinking cheese.

by BuckyKat August 7, 2014

Tea Cheese

That horrible coagulated milk crap you get when your milk has gone off, or when it reacts weird with the lemon tea you just made...

Don't add milk to that, you'll get tea cheese

by HorusHeretic October 18, 2014

Small Cheese

Some scrub who thinks theyre all that and a bag of chips

I'm the small cheese man, you don't get it do ya?
Type of small cheese everybody acting like they knew ya
Go uptown, New York City b****
Some Spanish girls love me like I'm Aventura
Tell Uncle Luke I'm out in Miami too
Clubbing hard, cheesing women ain't much to do
Wrist bling, got a condo up in Biscayne
Still getting brain from a thang, ain't cheese changed
How you feel? How you feel? How you feel?

by Hamvader February 4, 2015

cheese wrap

A crusty layer of cheese underneath an uncircumcised penis' foreskin, often eaten by lower class hookers in exchange for drugs

She was eager to give the man a bi until she discovered the cheese wrap surrounding his member

by Dirtdan31 February 20, 2015