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fulk, brandon 

fulk is some gay guy that goes to highschool and likes boys
fulk, brandon by jon h May 4, 2004

Dirty Brandon

When no fun dad won't let you go to breakfast during the week with your friends.
I had to go to Mcdonald's drive through this morning because Dirty Brandon wouldn't let us go to Smith's.
Dirty Brandon by BradRocks24/7 November 24, 2021

Daddy brandon 

Me: fuck me harder daddy Brandon
Daddy Brandon: I'ma make ur pussy wet babygirl
Me: cum inside me daddy Brandon and make my pussy red
Daddy brandon by #420daddy June 18, 2017

Dork Brandon 

Anyone who thinks calling our President "Brandon" makes them look witty.
"I called Biden Brandon, 'cause, uh,...." -Dork Brandon
Dork Brandon by Orangebeard August 27, 2022

Dark Brandon 

Not gonna lie, I thought this was a play on the character "Darth Bandon" from the Star Wars Extended Universe. It is not - in fact, it is a political meme.

That being said, like most of these things, it is completely nebulous and has no substance in and of itself - it is inherently valueless and says nothing about the user of the phrase. That is to say, a person using "Dark Brandon" for its intended use is a coward.
Person A: You may have defeated the pathetic bounty hunter my Master sent after you, but you are no match for me! I have studied at the foot of the Dark Lord himself!
Person B: LET'S GO DARK BRANDON
Person A: Your words mean nothing to me... unless you wish to beg for your life. No? Then I shall try to make this both quick and painful!
Dark Brandon by Chucklebutter August 27, 2022

Dana Brandon 

A Dana is a beautiful individual and is the best person you will ever meet. Dana is smart, athletic, and the hottest person in the school. Dana is an amazing kisser, and is great at everything!
WOW!!! Lucky bastard Yo girl is a "Dana Brandon" man.