by Tex in affect February 26, 2023
Get the Redneck Third Basemug. 
Cleveland: “Mom I hit Thirty-Seventh Base!”
His mother: “You haven’t showered in a month, please we’re concerned”
His mother: “You haven’t showered in a month, please we’re concerned”
by The420microwave July 24, 2024
Get the thirty-seventh basemug. An adjective used to often describe a statement or behavior that is sourced in timeless biblically truths.
The slang form of "based in the bible".
In the example below, saying to repealing the 19th is a biblically sound argument; therefore, it is "based"
The slang form of "based in the bible".
In the example below, saying to repealing the 19th is a biblically sound argument; therefore, it is "based"
"Repeal the 19th" "Based"
by 123ba44 August 8, 2025
Get the basedmug. by Daggerxoxo December 15, 2017
Get the The Basemug. Refers to where you behave responsibly during all of the progression through the various stages of intimacy, taking appropriate measures to protect both of you against undesirable things like infection or "accidental" pregnancy.
The best ways to "cover all the bases" with a new romantic partner are:
First base (i.e., hugging, holding hands, foot/back-rubs, etc.): Taking deeply-cleansing showers beforehand, brushing teeth, trimming hair and nails, etc.
Second base (i.e., kissing, close snuggling, sharing non-intimate full-body massages while wearing just a bathing suit or undies, etc.): Taking all steps described in "first base", plus using breath-fresheners, antiperspirants, soothing and/or aromatic oils, etc.
Third base (i.e., French kissing, naked cuddling, intimate massages, sleeping together, etc.): Taking all steps described in "first base" and "second base", plus having easy access to a warm/cold shower at all times, keeping the bedroom a comfy temperature, etc.
Fourth base (i.e., handjobs/blowjobs, "going all the way", etc.): Taking all steps described in first three "bases", plus having plenty of condoms and/or personal lubricant handy, keeping tissues and damp wash-cloths within easy reach to clean up "messy" aftermaths, having changes of sheets and pillowcases to put on the bed if necessary, etc.
First base (i.e., hugging, holding hands, foot/back-rubs, etc.): Taking deeply-cleansing showers beforehand, brushing teeth, trimming hair and nails, etc.
Second base (i.e., kissing, close snuggling, sharing non-intimate full-body massages while wearing just a bathing suit or undies, etc.): Taking all steps described in "first base", plus using breath-fresheners, antiperspirants, soothing and/or aromatic oils, etc.
Third base (i.e., French kissing, naked cuddling, intimate massages, sleeping together, etc.): Taking all steps described in "first base" and "second base", plus having easy access to a warm/cold shower at all times, keeping the bedroom a comfy temperature, etc.
Fourth base (i.e., handjobs/blowjobs, "going all the way", etc.): Taking all steps described in first three "bases", plus having plenty of condoms and/or personal lubricant handy, keeping tissues and damp wash-cloths within easy reach to clean up "messy" aftermaths, having changes of sheets and pillowcases to put on the bed if necessary, etc.
by QuacksO November 6, 2021
Get the cover all the basesmug. Male #1: Dude, I got to 83rd base last night Went for 8 seconds.
Male #2: No way! What did you do with the bull afterward?
Male #1: Steam cleaned it and did it again.
Male #2: No way! What did you do with the bull afterward?
Male #1: Steam cleaned it and did it again.
by The Demon of the Fire April 1, 2011
Get the 83rd basemug.