Emily Koo

The worst professor that doesn't actually teach/lecture and believes the reason we are failing is not at all her fault.

Student 1: Bro, how was Emily Koo last semester?

Student 2: Emily Koo was the worst, I hate her, I literally don't know why they haven't fired her yet.

by fed_up_college_student February 13, 2023

Emily

A Annoying little bitch who expects everyone to feel bad for her and then she acts suicidal.

Hey Jay I'm a Emily *starts saying suicidal shit*

by jaythemolest October 3, 2022

Emily

A basic ass girl's name.

Emily is fucking annoying

by mahiru-! November 5, 2021

Emily

So, to summarise emily is very much like when you put the milk in before the cereal. She is that uncomfortable pair of eyes judging your every move. She’s a psycho biatch who wants the attention of every woman man and animal within 100 mile radius. Her laugh makes me want to physically throw up. Emily, if you see this know that you are possibly the most horrible person living and you deserve nothing but the worst that life can offer.

Ohhhh your names Emily? okay bye!

by Thebestestbiatch November 13, 2022

Emily

Emilys will be quick to betray you. They will hurt your feelings and terrorize your soul, but slowly, and gently. They have an air about them that says they would be okay with murder. I've seen her with a gun. I'm scared. Emilys have a tendency of stalking sometimes. She always manages to have great makeup on. I love Emily. Emily is my goddess. I worship her soul and the ground she graces. Prance around the lawn, as you prance around my mind, Emily.

I love you Emily.

by s0_oin. May 12, 2025

The Emily Kornhoff Effect

1. When you harass someone for the FBI and are about to get your reputation reamed on the internet, but your own inherent stupidity gets posted in a Newspaper/Google search thus negating the purpose.

2 .Running a shady nursing home.

She's too stupid to quit, but through The Emily Kornhoff effect it came back to haunt her.

by BigDuke6 January 22, 2024

Emily

Emily is could be the smartest person in your life as they learnt the times table in 1st grade, but they can also be funny and goof around if your lucky. She will help you out when you need it. She is blunt but that is something you will have to deal with when your close to an Emily. She is the most serious person in your life but also the one you value most. You NEED an Emily

You: I need help with my home work, I’ll text Emily!
Emily: I can help!

by Calibie October 12, 2021