Side jizz

When a guy rubs his dick against his inner thigh at high speeds until he jizzes

Guy #1: "dude were you just side jizzing
Guy #2: "maybe"

by DoughnutsAreNice October 14, 2016

Jizz

Jizz, originally named "Axel"

Jizz is a guy with absolute no rizz

Jizz is a short guy who always write his name on desks and walls etc.

"Hey, have u seen Jizz?"

"Yeah, I saw him with some guy cosplaying rainbow six siege. Really weird"

"Ah man, don't be such a Jizz"

"I'm not naming my son Axel for sure. I do not want him to end up like a Jizz"

by NotSebb!! March 31, 2023

jizz chasm

A Jizz Chasm is the person that steals a Gillygut's last Meat Missile during a lakeside Pickle Baller orgy.

That sombitch Rusty Kuntz just Jizz Chasm'd the last hot dog... i should smack my paddle up side his yap dipper

by Chilifart April 10, 2024

Hipster Jizz

Sriracha sauce.

I put hipster jizz on my food.

by California Bae Area January 5, 2017

Type jizz

A way of saying “type shit” without cursing; a family friendly version of type shit.

Little cousin: yo bro I just got these sick new Jordans!
Older cousin: type jizz.

by sweatyanddisgusting February 14, 2024

Sizzling jizz

When you ejaculate into a cast iron skillet then cook the load for approximately 3 minutes until the semen is brought to a boil. You then pour the compound into the mouth of your awaiting partner and she devours the substance

Person 1: do you desire a sizzling jizz?
Person 2? Sure! Just don’t make it too hot!

by The jizzmaster November 27, 2021

Jazzy Jizz

An orgasm so theatrical, so flamboyant, it practically demands a spotlight. Characterized by involuntary jazz hands, sound effects reminiscent of a tuba, and the emotional intensity of a Broadway finale. Often leaves one partner confused and the other bowing to imaginary applause.

“We were just vibing, and then bam—he hit me with the jazzy jizz. I think I heard a trumpet.”

by The Real Detective June 23, 2025