Waffles

Waffles are Pancakes with abs
No questions needed

"I want Pancakes with abs"
"Don't you mean waffles?"

by LifeSucks101 June 10, 2018

Cunt Waffle

Anthoney Loppe

Anthoney is a Cunt Waffle

by hey bro wyd June 24, 2019

Waffles

An ancient piece of art created by a donkey named Donkey in the masterpiece called Shrek

Do you want some waffles?

by BurnedEggs June 30, 2019

Waffle Maker

The process of someone pooping in a laptop and then closing it.

Look what Jared did to my laptop, now that's a waffle maker!

by Mister BamBum July 17, 2019

Waffle

belligerently drunk

Bro, me and the boys didn’t plan on getting so drunk, but we were waffle

by Berry McKaukinir July 17, 2019

waffle

When a person extrudes fecal matter from the rectum onto the seat and closes the lid firmly.

Oh man!! John left me a waffle! JOHNN!!

by auralian July 20, 2019

Waffling

When someone is chatting shit that no one cares about.

Guy 1: There’s like a 20% chance turtles will be alive in 2020.
Guy 2: Dude, stop waffling.

by StrizzyBruhh November 16, 2019