roast beef banjo

She was strumming her roast beef banjo.
by OFCAC February 28, 2017
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Ground beef nipples

When the center of a lady's nip extends to such lengths that it not only shocks the naked eye, it resembles freshly ground beef seeping through the holes of a grinder
That slut has some off-brown ground beef nipples...
by Sly Cooper, esquire January 06, 2019
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Beef Wellington Injection

Noun

1. Bragging rights in many a culinary circle, it's a term used to describe a sexual act which can only occur if the female has a yeast infection. With the right combined body temperatures and a copious amount of friction, the man's penis, upon withdrawal, is covered in a light, flaky crust.

2. A variation on the classic beef injection
"When I awoke, I smelled a faint trace of sourdough pretzels and remembered I gave that skank a beef wellington injection last night."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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ditch some beef

to punch, knockout or otherwise render incapacitated. Also to make doodie.
that guy is talking to my lady; i'm going to ditch some beef on him

it stinks in this bathroom; who's ditched some beef
by DEF6 January 07, 2008
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Corned Beef Gash

A very mean-spirited term used to describe a particularly unattractive vagina.
"I can't believe your mom did that porno! Who the hell wants to see her corned beef gash?"
by foolkilla March 28, 2012
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Salt Beef Injection

The process of ejeculating inside someone.
Wanda is gonna have a youngster because Pat down da road gave her da ol' salt beef injection
by Arn2000 August 30, 2018
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Shake Hands with Beef

The act of wanking it, jerking off, or masturbating as it is most commonly called.
Im gonna go shake hands with beef before we hit the road, I don't want to have to sperm it up on the way.
by Ginkyzord October 12, 2006
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