the best band ever

Tally Hall.

Jimothy: Queen is the best band ever.
Quintavius DeMarcus DeBartholomew L'Sexhaver MMMDCCCLXXXIV: No the fuck it's not. Tally Hall exists, you fucking moron.

by dwyl183 January 21, 2025

Closet Band

A musical artist or band that a person only listens to in the closet just to avoid the ridicule & laughter from the other 99% of people in the world who hate their music or image.

"Cornelius pretends to like Nine Inch Nails because he wants to mingle with my friends, but Peyton Parrish is his favorite Closet Band. He goes home and flails his arms to his music while dancing to him and everything!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023

Rubber-banding

Capping or Lying.

Thomas - “I have an inclosed porch”
Samya - “Stop rubber-banding bro”

by justsomestudent February 3, 2021

With The Band.

A discrete way to identify somebody as a homosexual.

Becky: Gosh I have such a crush on Alfie.
Tina: It’s never going to happen.
Becky: Why?
Tina: He’s with the band.
Becky: oh.

by Atwyipiee April 11, 2024

habersham central band of blue

A band formerly directed by Ryan dukes and the pride of Habersham when the football team suck the band plays like a fucking DCI corps and over accomplishments over every band they play agianst

jhon:damn that habersham central band of blue is loud af

rocky:stfu i played for them before i graduated

by rockoxnach January 17, 2023

The Best Band Ever

weezer

Person 1: “Weezer The Best Band Ever”
Person 2: “True!”

by weezyweez November 25, 2022

thot band

Promiscuous individualist or a large group of hoes.

Oh look it’s the thot bands.

by Evette March 10, 2018