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Jay and Silent Bob Get struck

A movie where Jay and Silent Bob (or Jaycie/Jayla and Silent Roberta) get struck by an angel.
Script for Jay and Silent Bob Get struck-

Rufus/Rufina- You masturbate more than anybody.

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Yea, tell me something I don't know.

Rufus/Rufina- When you do it, you're thinking about fuckin midgets.

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla (to Silent Bob/Roberta)- Dude, not all the time.

At strip club-

Rufus/Rufina- What the fuck are you doing here?

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Trying to prove to this tubby bastard I ain't a pedophile.
by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021
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Jays

Chuddyman wanted to get jays tonight.
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Jay

A human that brings large happiness to the world, we must protect and care for this human at all costs.
"Hey, how was your day?" Those words from such a human is a blessing. Jay is great
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Jai Campbell-Oakonley

A woman with an (Alpha Fox) of High superior instinct and intelligence of unknowingly knowing unknown knowledge of a person and their secret plans even places or things mostly something negative that could be dissolved in less then a week if the vague issue continues to surface so if you come across an “Oakonley” which there is only one be aware that she’s already has picked up your scent and for her reasons of being there is knowingly unknown but will fish out the predator that is a threat to her, others, and society and she is seeking to eliminate which she will accomplish (she’s also known to shapeshift)
She is also oddly attractive that would scare the person who is attracted to her but cant stop thinking about her and wanting to be around her because of her crazed flirtatious serious and sometimes seductive personality she’s also very genuine to others
“Hey isn’t that Jai Campbell-Oakonley?”
It’s Mrs/Miss.Oakonley to you
by Jai’Lonnie July 8, 2023
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Jay

A bitch ass asian who loves furries and dressing up in fursuits. He is also very gay and happens to suck the whole football teams cocks whenever he can.
Person 1: Yo this guy is a furry and sucked off the whole football team
Person 2: dat nigga is a Jay
by Sqiishy August 7, 2022
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Jay

Jay is a fun amazing girl if you ever find a Jay make sure you spend your whole life with her you won't regret it
Girl1 Jay your so pretty I wish I could be you
by Whatsuo22917 April 15, 2022
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Jay

they’re really nice and caring, they have the biggest heart out of all the rest. Extremely beautiful and talented even tho they may not think so.
by ielizabeth September 2, 2022
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