repetitive slogan syndrome 

1. One of the side effects of an advertising or 12 Step program.
2. Causes the people use a slogan instead of a thought process when talking to other people.
3. A very annoying trait.
4. Leads to a disease called steppism.

1. I can not stand all of this advertising going on. Someone starts a slogan, it catches on, and the next thing you know everyone has a repetitive slogan syndrome.
2. I went to an AA meeting last night and all of the steppers had repetitive slogan syndrome. I felt like I was at an advertising convention for Bill W.

repetitive slogan syndrome by JR Harris May 13, 2011

DHS-Dick In Hand Syndrome 

The state which men enter when they are horny and all the blood in thier body surges to thier member which renders men certifiably stupid. Inevitably allowing them to make regretable decisions due to the lack of blood flow to the brain (crainium not member!)

This guy i met last week wont stop texting me.I should have never sent him that pic because he clearly has DHS-Dick In Hand Syndrome now.

DHS-Dick In Hand Syndrome by NaughtybutProper September 10, 2012

dick eating syndrome - DES 

Dicke Eating Syndrome A.K.A DES- When someone is such a little bitch or suck up that they just eat piles and piles of dick all day just to try to get anyone to like them

"Hey did you hear Skyler went up to the professor to rat out the gang"
"Yeah I heard that...what does she have DES or something"
"Yeah she eats a lot of dicks so she must have "dick eating syndrome - DES"

dick eating syndrome - DES by MadDawg179 November 13, 2013

simple bitch syndrome 

1. When a person judges or speaks on someone or something they know nothing about.

2. When a person thinks they know everything but doesn't.

Guy 1. You should be ashamed of yourself dressing like a thug! You need to do something with your life!

Guy 2. *thinking* "This man has major simple bitch syndrome." For your information, I go to school full time for my masters dagree . Secondly, I have my own business and my own house!
See that white 2013 honda civic over there? I paid for that!

Guy 1. O_o oh my.

Girl. Damn, That dude must have simple bitch syndrome.

simple bitch syndrome by Real313 November 20, 2013

Lily Aldrin Syndrome 

The belief that women and girls can be as demanding, manipulative, or abusive as they please, as long as they put out enough for their significant other. Women who display Lily Aldrin Syndrome will usually flaunt how much they enjoy sex and will use sex to make up for wrongdoings, as opposed to apologizing or changing their actions. Women with Lily Aldrin Syndrome do a disservice not only to the men unfortunate enough to be their significant other, but also to other women because they perpetuate the myth that women to not inherently enjoy or desire sex, usually regarding themselves as the "exception to the rule".

Lily Aldrin Syndrome is named after the character Lily Aldrin in the TV show "How I Met Your Mother". Lily is as emotionally manipulative as Barney, if not more so, but it's okay because she's a woman who likes sex.

Girl: "Yeah, so I got drunk at the party last Saturday and accidentally fucked my boyfriend's hot friend"
Guy: "That's horrible!"
Girl: "It's okay tho, my boyfriend and I had make-up sex and now everything is ok"
Guy (thinking): "That's some Lily Aldrin Syndrome if I've ever seen it"

Lily Aldrin Syndrome by TheScreenIsDarkAndFullOfErrors September 15, 2016

Affluent Bone Spur Syndrome 

A crippling foot condition that plagues wealthy individuals old enough to serve their country while their country is at war and a draft is in effect.

What are all the affluent people not serving in Vietnam? Because they are suffering from Affluent Bone Spur Syndrome deffermemt defirmemt

Affluent Bone Spur Syndrome by Libertatis December 26, 2018

Siamese Profile Syndrome 

The disease that effects more that 50% of social platform users. The onset is slow but eventually the subject has their head bonded to another and their image is posted as their profile page.

My friend suddenly became a victim of Siamese Profile Syndrome and is now connected to their significant other..it's a shame.

Siamese Profile Syndrome by Jamfetto June 23, 2009