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yellow springs

No, this is not a group of gay men peeing in a river together. Not quite. It is the sanctuary for the cross-dressing, pot-smoking faggots of Ohio. One will find the next day that people are either dead from overdoses, tripping balls, or transformed into a completely different gender (not always apparent since everyone dresses in the same plaid, punk, unisex clothing).

Though the city has been devoid of legal means of income since 1965, yellow springs' economy is sustained purely by the weed, mushroom, and gay prostitution industries. Former location of the headquarters of the Asshole Enthusiast Club until the club's leadership decided the town was "too gay for them".

Drum circles and groups of people who just want to "jam" are frequent in its poppy-laced fields. Considered as a possible location for the concert that took place in Woodstock before hippie bands arrived and saw that not only was the town dead, but that the place made them seem like radical Republicans.

Avoid at all costs, as there is enough of all illegal substances in the air to intoxicate a person with one breath.

Caution: 97% of substances within city limits are laced with PCP
Joe: Is that a man or a woman?
Walter: How the hell should I know? They're from Yellow Springs.
by cheesethief31 June 10, 2010
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spring break

In Aussie it's called schoolies. Gold Coast, Bris Vegas, Margaret River or Rotto. "Toolies" the older and ex schoolies that just won't move on...
What ya up to for schoolies?
by I need a life. March 23, 2005
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Springer

A rich guy or girl that goes to Cave Spring H.S. in Roanoke, Virginia. These people aren't quite as rich as Hidden Valley, but they are just as big of dicks.
"As a Springer, I have lots of daddy's money to blow on all the steroids needed to win another state basketball/volleyball title."
by PH Patriot April 7, 2007
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super springsteen

see also springsteen, like a springsteen but much more super, a joint in other words.
"dude, it's your turn to make a super springsteen"
by jeremy springsteen April 30, 2004
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springfield

Municipality in South Eastern Manitoba, Canada. Was once a School district named after said district. Same district now called "Sunrise"
springfield is near my home town
by Jessiblah April 9, 2006
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Stringboard

Some lost person's definition of the Shadow Caper's guitar.

The strng bord came from the screwed up minds of The Shad and the rest of us, his band-mates. They were just making fun of a couple of ditzy female friends. Oddly enough though, Shadow and I were walking around downtown Boise after we had a gig a couple nights before whn some girl came up the Shadow Caper and said something about a stringboard. I assumed that she was looking for the word, guitar. This was the honest to whatever you beleive in truth. I thought this girl was crazy but whatever as long as she liked our show, who cares? Read the example becaause that's how it happned.
Girl: "Hey that concert rocked! You were incredible on the..."
Shadow: "The guitar"
Girl: "The what?"
Shadow: "You know, the guitar. Six strings. A lot of them have a hole in the.."
Girl: "Oh, you man the STRINGBOARD"
by Cameron Grzadzieleski December 7, 2004
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stringed

the act of getting high but not acctually using drugs. all you need is some string. stringed=party.
-we're blazed wbu?
-we're not blazed we're stringed.
by sexy monika November 11, 2010
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