by joleeene January 19, 2017
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In this context, the word, "pussy" does not mean a woman's flower! :-O
In this context, the word, "pussy" does not mean a woman's flower! :-O
{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:
♪ There's pussy in the box ♪
♪ There's pussy in the box ♪
♪ Don't turn up the stereo ♪
♪ There's pussy in the box ♪
♪ There's pussy in the box ♪
♪ There's pussy in the box ♪
♪ Don't turn up the stereo ♪
♪ There's pussy in the box ♪
by Telephony January 19, 2017
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Caroline was expecting willam to pound her poon but Margaret was a pussy sheild.
Caroline was expecting willam to pound her poon but Margaret was a pussy sheild.
by Carosuckedwilliam February 10, 2017
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A male (possibly female or thing) who is so sexually revolting to a typical woman that any moisture is pulled away from her vulva whenever he's in close proximity to her.
A male (possibly female or thing) who is so sexually revolting to a typical woman that any moisture is pulled away from her vulva whenever he's in close proximity to her.
Becky: Ew, Mike's looking at us.
Veronica: Gawd, I know. He's, like, so gross he makes my pussy like a desert and stuff.
Mandy: Yeah, he's pussy desiccant alright.
Veronica: Like, what's that and stuff?
Becky: You know those little packets that come in a new pair of shoes that say "do not eat".
Mandy: That's right. Do not put desiccant in your mouth or your pussy.
Veronica: Gawd, I know. He's, like, so gross he makes my pussy like a desert and stuff.
Mandy: Yeah, he's pussy desiccant alright.
Veronica: Like, what's that and stuff?
Becky: You know those little packets that come in a new pair of shoes that say "do not eat".
Mandy: That's right. Do not put desiccant in your mouth or your pussy.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 21, 2021
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Someone (usually male) so annoyingly full of hot air that he makes a woman's pussy dry simply by talking to her.
Someone (usually male) so annoyingly full of hot air that he makes a woman's pussy dry simply by talking to her.
Becky: Oh no, here comes my stupid husband, Mike. He probably wants to blab on and on about some nerdy stuff.
Veronica: I, like, have a hair dryer to dry my hair and stuff, a clothes dryer to, like, dry my clothes and stuff, and Becky's loser husband to, like, dry my pussy and stuff.
Mandy: So, what's that make Mike, a pussy dryer?
Becky: Exactly.
Veronica: I, like, have a hair dryer to dry my hair and stuff, a clothes dryer to, like, dry my clothes and stuff, and Becky's loser husband to, like, dry my pussy and stuff.
Mandy: So, what's that make Mike, a pussy dryer?
Becky: Exactly.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 21, 2021
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