porn truffle

The articles of printed pornography found by chance in woods and waste ground by British children in the pre-internet age.

Where'd you get that mucky mag?

It's a porn truffle I found down in the woods.

by Jambo Tallahassee January 1, 2018

pocket porn

Steamy videos and/or nude pictures that are kept on any mobile device.

Tim has some pocket porn on his phone.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 3, 2018

porn pretty

A descriptive of a woman who is not really all that attractive, but good enough to get the the job done.

Points to a significant number of porn actresses who are just average-looking when on the street, but...Hey! Who cares! They're naked and ready to go!

Jealous Jessica: What's with that skank with the booty shorts?!? She's not that pretty!

Dirk the Jerk: Of course she is! She's porn pretty!

by The Man With A Third Leg September 12, 2017

porn pregame

When you look up pornography with the intent of pleasuring yourself to it later that day.

I got bored before my last lecture so I decided that some porn pregame was in order.

by FadedTemplar April 21, 2017

Work porn

When you make an absolutely innocent Google image search and instead of the searched for term you end up with hardcore porn results. This typically then results in hitting every button on your keyboard to make it go away.

I googled well field yesterday and page 3 results had crazy work porn! Now I'm worried I'm going to get shit-canned.

by kinigit May 11, 2017

orphan porn

A movie or tv show that features an orphan or person with an unstable or absent family finding a loving chosen family or parent. Orphan porn is schmaltzy, almost over the top with strong shows of emotional support, people working out their feelings and past traumas, and general warm fuzzies. Orphans may or may not be the central figures. Examples include The Fosters and This Is Us.

That show is so cheesy and wholesome, it's total orphan porn.

by Clanktree November 17, 2017

sock porn

porn of guys using a sock as a condom.

dicks are referred to as sock cocks

Guy 1: Have you ever watched sock porn?

Guy 2: Nah, I don't enjoy sock cock that much

by I Love Mixing Salad February 18, 2017