Crawdad Pissing

Having to pee after drinking alot of beer

Crawdad Pissing

To pee like a Crawdad
Pissing like a crawdad.

When you have to pee really bad. Especially after drinking a lot of beer.

"I'm about to crawdad over here"

by Porsu October 26, 2019

Tree piss

when two people or a combination of people and small rodents ingage in a crocidle pile up when one is missing half of one of their index finger and both participants are at the highest point in the tree with a jar of pure canadian maple syrup.

tree piss is a rare occurance ive only experienced once or twice.

by Bumjol January 27, 2007

Piss face

Somebody who will always find a reason to hate you. Almost ALWAYS a Scorpio. Usually named Travis, Tom, Jackson, Jamaal, and Shawn

Guy1: I HATE that Piss face
Guy2: Who? Travis?
Guy1: Yep.

by ThatOneFunnyDude December 21, 2018

piss kisser

Someone who is annoyingly stupid; always got their ugly head up their fucking ass hole.

You're very stupid fucking piss kisser

by Hella Sweet May 11, 2016

Sperm-Pissing

1: The act of a male cumming such a large amount that a stream of sperm forms as if you are urinating.

2: When a girl expels a large amount of semen from her vagina

Ex 1: I was looking at pictures of Eva Angelina last night and out of no where, I started Sperm-Pissing.

Ex 2: I came inside of Christina on accident and she started Sperm-Pissing it back at me.

by A lL lP H A January 10, 2012

pissing fuck

A term used when you just want to fuck this stupid ass shit so fucking much shitty fuck piss all over the shitty mCfuck mobile cunty faced bitched mother fucker cheesy shit fuck bitch.

Sally.S : Oh pissing fuck!
Nike : What the fuck happened?
Sally.S : Oh piss of Nim you pissing mother fucker don't talk to me😂!

by P.Montgomery January 20, 2019

Post piss

The act of finishing peeing and starting to close up shop, then dripping down your leg.

*Walk out of bathroom with wet spot on your pants.* "Yeah I just post pissed myself."

by Bkeith87 February 28, 2011