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Cracker Porn

"Reality TV" for rednecks, such as "Duck Dynasty" or "Honey Boo Boo".
You don't have to be a redneck to enjoy cracker porn, but it helps! I don't watch that s*$t personally, but I am looking forward to the inevitable real-porn parody "Dick Dynasty". Or maybe just "F&#k Dynasty". I'm not sure which way they'll go. Maybe they'll do both!
by Poppa Capp December 31, 2013
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Riot porn

Riot porn: the addictive and time consuming behavior of those glued to their tv’s late into the early hours of the morning watching riot coverage because they can’t peel themselves away from the video footage.
Brian: where are you going?

Ashley: I’m going to bed. We’ve seen this before. This is riot porn.
by Little donkey June 1, 2020
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Paper porn

Also the videos that Paper uploads to Grindr. Basically if you watch paper porn, you’ll get his STDs
Wow I literally just got herpes from watching paper porn.
by Kuandkjnsljc February 14, 2019
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masturbation and porn

when a man sucks a pussy and when a old man watches hot girls unwrap there bikinis.
Joe saw masturbation and porn each fucking minute on pornhub and zoom.
by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022
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garmadon porn

John:I saw garmadon porn
Jackson:ok
by BiggeCheese105 May 24, 2023
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Porn Gainz

When you get swole solely from masturbation. While some may go to the gym to get huge arms, someone with porn gainz gets huge arms from touching themselves. It is like the natural shake weight of the body.
Guy 1: holy shit how to you get so swole

Guy 2: its all in the porn gainz man, just wank it 3 times a day to get killer guns like these
by Swellville August 5, 2017
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porn crush

An infatuation with pornographic actress or actor much like a celebrity crush on say Angelina Jolie or Scarlett Johansson in a girl's case Chris hemsworth
i have a huge porn crush on British pornstar Emma Leigh she's sexy has natural tits and a great body Iv a collection of her pictures and videos and I even wank over her I like her that much but its a crush chances are I'll never meet or get with her
by irishlad682 July 24, 2015
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