Poo Crumbs

Those little bits of poo left in the toilet after it has been flushed.

Girl goes to use toilet after her boyfriend..., "hey get back in here are get rid of these poo crumbs!"

by Mighty Muffin May 31, 2016

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poo helmet

The odour of the tip of the men's reproductive genitial after the act of sex and left unwashed for 24 hours at least

Sweet Jesus I can smell your poo helmet from the toilet cubicle next door

by Dayboi May 29, 2016

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poo jelly

The residuum remaining after three wipes of one cloaca. Usually a result of eating pizza or other wheat based repast the night before. The jelly usually is exacerbated with heat and sweat.

I need to go to the bathroom and clean up. I ate pizza last night and have poo jelly downstairs.

by VJ Singlemalt May 16, 2016

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Vapour poo

A fart.

A trump.

Oops! I just did a vapour poo!

Eat my vapour poo!!!!

by Ebee_x June 13, 2016

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Poo tang

Eye of penis filled with shit

Oh dear i have a poo tang after slamming that ass

by Serafina86 January 31, 2018

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Poo stomper

Any person that is too lazy to get out of the shower to poop and instead poops in the shower and grinds it into the drain with their foot.

Man: I was in the shower and had to get out because I had to poo REALLY bad.

Woman: oh man, not me. I'm a poo stomper.

Man: that's fuckin gross. I want a divorce.

by Huge hammer69 December 4, 2019

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