The Nipple Gripple 3000

A machine that grips the nips, the 3000th edition of this fine technology.

Lets try the nipple gripple 3000 together!

by Neverhood84679237 May 16, 2022

throat nipple

The lip and neck of a balloon. It's not a nipple like a beach ball, but we gotta call it something.

Mark: I'm so tired of these balloon's popping while I'm trying to inflate it!
Jim: Give the ol' throat nipple a good tug before you start and it should fix the problem.
Mark: Are we still talking about balloons?

by daylight_ao April 26, 2020

Nipple

Titties

I lick the nipple

by 1234penus1234 November 4, 2018

Thermo Nipples

Another term for goose bumps. When it’s really cold out and you get an arm full of thermo nipples.

“Oh it’s so cold out today, I have so many thermo nipples on my arm”

by RobtimusPrime June 24, 2021

crippling nippling

This term is most commonly used to describe someone who has crippled to the...

Person 1: "Ugh! I just got a 45% on the test"
Person 2: "That sux!"
Person 1: "I feel like crippling nippling"

by Goingthroughmyfearlessera December 16, 2021

Nipple Jerk

When u surgically plant ur penis in some nipples and jizz out of your nipple and feed your “father milk” to the kids.

Hey why is the father milk sour today? Because he nipple jerked on his kids.

by anonymous August 1, 2021

nipple-head

Someone who is very ignorant/stupid.

You nipple-head, get away from my plant!

by factwizzard May 24, 2009