Smells like beef

Used to describe an awkward situation or conversation. Said in the middle of an awkward conversation.

*In an awkward conversation* "it smells like beef in here"

by IcedChewie September 5, 2019

Salt Beef Injection

The process of ejeculating inside someone.

Wanda is gonna have a youngster because Pat down da road gave her da ol' salt beef injection

by Arn2000 August 30, 2018

ditch some beef

to punch, knockout or otherwise render incapacitated. Also to make doodie.

that guy is talking to my lady; i'm going to ditch some beef on him

it stinks in this bathroom; who's ditched some beef

by DEF6 January 14, 2008

Corned Beef Gash

A very mean-spirited term used to describe a particularly unattractive vagina.

"I can't believe your mom did that porno! Who the hell wants to see her corned beef gash?"

by foolkilla August 15, 2012

Beef Wellington Injection

Noun

1. Bragging rights in many a culinary circle, it's a term used to describe a sexual act which can only occur if the female has a yeast infection. With the right combined body temperatures and a copious amount of friction, the man's penis, upon withdrawal, is covered in a light, flaky crust.

2. A variation on the classic beef injection

"When I awoke, I smelled a faint trace of sourdough pretzels and remembered I gave that skank a beef wellington injection last night."

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

no beef, no chicken, no pork

have no problem with someone, everything is completely cool and there are no problems between you and another party

What do you mean I don't like your boyfriend? We have no beef, no chicken, no pork between us!

by Jwglass May 6, 2014

Shake Hands with Beef

The act of wanking it, jerking off, or masturbating as it is most commonly called.

Im gonna go shake hands with beef before we hit the road, I don't want to have to sperm it up on the way.

by Ginkyzord October 12, 2006