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free-range face

An ugly ass person. Also called puzzleface.
by anal sex April 20, 2004
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Hands Free Orgasm

The definition is relatively straightforward. It means to orgasm without using your hands (or somebody else's). Not that hard to do honestly.
John got a hands free orgasm (HFO) from that lady across the street, or more specifically, he got head and busted his load.

Sarah gave his man a hands free orgasm by using her feet.

Really, there are endless ways of orgasming without the utilization of the metacarpus. Humping is one of 'em.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 24, 2021
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Free Fap February

The month where you stop devoting your time to Jesus from Just Jesus January and fap to your heart's content.
*example of Free Fap February*
(January 31st)
person: Praise Jesus!
(February 1st)
person: Fuck you Jesus, I'm going atheist in this bitch now!
by Dubiks January 31, 2019
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Free borders movement

A movement that seeks to make all the borders in the world free. That is where one doesn't need a passporn,visa ect. and there are absolutly no immigration laws.
by Deep blue 2012 July 10, 2010
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fuck free fortnight

A 14 day or two week period in which one dose not engage in sexual intercorse.
Man I haven’t had sex in like two weeks it’s been a fuck free fortnight.
by No nutt April 14, 2019
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PETs free Classifieds

A free Pets classifieds website is PetsAds.net. Here you can get information regarding Pets Services like Accessories, Doctors, Insurance, Grooming, Training provider and also Pets events. Also you can put your pets for sale for Free…
we are PETs free Classifieds and provides free Classifeds related to pets
by Pets Ads September 11, 2014
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Magical Free Wind

The act of sitting in a room and an awful odor fills the room. You look around to see who it was and everyone else is staring at you. Embarrassment rushes as you soon find out that you have just had a magical experience of a free wind.
Guy: *sniff* What was that?
Girl: Ew... That was completely gross. Why would you do something like that?
Guy: What did I do? I was just talking about that.....
Girl's friend: Lol he just had a magical free wind! What a loser!
Everyone (except guy): *Laughing*
by retouQ August 30, 2010
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