stroking the magic dragon

A slur meaning an infuriated person is being touched and it causes both discomfort and pleasure
I woke my lover up by stroking the magic dragon and suddenly I was on the floor moaning in seconds for the dragon was awoken inside them
by TheDefinerUSA April 06, 2016
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Magic Grandad

A variation on Magic Grandpa. A twinkly eyed older man who appears to be, and believes themselves to be, all lovely and cuddly but reveals themselves to have offensive views.
My uncle gets a bit Magic Grandad if you start talking about anything more complex than his garden.
by Monkeyboyvalley August 15, 2018
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Magic Using Junta

Someone who is a heavy liar, or is over confidant in themselves, to the point of extremism. Derives from a fake Yu-Gi-Oh card called "Black Cows Magician".
Bro, Will was Being such a Magic Using Junta today.
by V1rginEarz February 26, 2024
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magic beanie

a hat used to hide keys with, possibly even used to stow away other small objects.

usually kept in a coat pocket, can be worn on head when not in use.
man, I cant find my scale is it with your keys?
Where, in a magic beanie I carry in my pocket?
by Pseudohigh February 10, 2012
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anger magic

Noun : a superhuman power that corrects any wrongdoings done to an individual who acts out in anger.
Austin used his anger magic by getting very angry after his bicycle was stolen, threw a railroad spike through his apartment wall and his stolen bike magically appeared out of thin air in a puff of magical smoke.
by Jewels & Steven July 18, 2018
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Jawline Magic

When a person has a phenomenal jawline that is too incredible to handle that it's magical
by Brosavemysoul69 August 21, 2017
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Magic Bath

A bathtub filled with Purell. Jump in, swim around, stand up and feel great while you auto-dry.

Something to go on a Rock Star's Rider.
"Man they better have a Magic Bath ready for me after this show."

"This Magic Bath is amazing, I can swim around, then stand up and Auto Dry!"

"Magic Baths are RAVE-READY!"

by DookSD July 31, 2008
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