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Internet Karen

The online version of speaking to your manager. This karen prides herself on providing ugly Google reviews regardless of how much you kiss her ass. She wants the world to know how you overcharged her .15 for that hat she found on the clearance rack.
Man that Internet Karen left me a bad review because I didn't discount her phone repair.
by Parrothead5000 November 5, 2021
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Karen

Karen (noun) : always wants to talk to the Burger King manager for getting her order wrong .
Karen: I need to talk to the manager!
Burger King worker: Mam, please calm dow-
Karen: I will never calm down! I am a Karen
by Fortnite is for Boomers January 21, 2020
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Karen Rod

Someone or something that attracts the attention of a Karen or group of Karens.
Dude, I was was shredding the other day and a Karen just lit into me. I felt like a Karen Rod with my board. Lame yo!
by MarcoManchego February 22, 2023
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Karen

A lady with short Karen cut hair that complains a lot, asked for the corporate to the manager, overreacts, and using screaming and the classic excuse of "IM CALLING 911 ON YOU" for no reason as a threat to think they're "smart" and "big and scary"
JEEZ calm down Karen, I'm trying to get a parking lot spot and you're in the way for NO REASON, now MOVE!
by your local Ms. Obvious February 21, 2022
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Karen

Person who has no social life, or life in fact. She goes out her way to completely subtract happiness and tranquility from society all for pleasure. Absolutely sickening
KAREN: My daughter is prohibited from using any social media. I never had it, she shouldn't be reliant on it.
KAREN'S FRIEND( A RETARD FOR BEING HER FRIEND): OH, YOU'RE SUCH A KAREN.

KAREN: I have no life, lemme go ruin someone's day.
by Sxcial.retard July 20, 2020
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Karen colonizing

When really old really hateful people try really hard to feel relevant; the act of trying to imitate underage girls
Person 1: GUYS! HELP!

Person 2: wAt
Person 1: Karen colonizing. It’s happening
Person 2: ahhhhh
Person 3: get the holy water! Get the pepper spray! Start filling out the restraining order application! This is importante!
Person 4: I’ll ride into town on my horse to let everyone know what’s going on

- a Karen tried to pull dom shit on someone’s lifestyle
by reincarnatedkanyewest April 13, 2022
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karen

A bitch who gets in everyone's business and starts dumb fights for no reason.
Person: *Reads book quietly*
Karen: HEY! (We are gonna call the person George) GEORGE!!
Person: What??
Karen: ARE YOU GONNA CLEAN THAT CHAIR UP ONCE YOU ARE DONE? BECAUSE I'M NOT GETTING GEORGE GERMS TODAY.
George: Uh- This is a public place so stfu. :)
by cat gnome 32 December 29, 2020
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