Jake-Brake

{jayk-brayk} noun, 1. A person that interferes and/or prevents a hit or pick-up 2. A cock-blocker (us. female)

No I didn't get her number - the frickin' jake-brake pulled her out to the dance floor just when I started talking to her.

Damn, the jake-brake told her that I was married.

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 15, 2009

Jake Paulers

A group of sweet, kind young people who support the awesome youtuber, Jake Paul. They support him because he is kind, amazing, sweet, generous and funny. They don't hate on him but they love him❤

We are Jake Paulers and we love him

by Wearejakepaulers November 22, 2017

Jake

Sometimes the name of people generally fun to be around, but often times are considered to be Piles. That is people that constantly flake on their friends for something else.

I have a lot of fun with Jake, Except he has been a real pile these past few weeks.

by Billyjoecrack September 29, 2011

Jaked

Pronounced Jay-kd.
This term generally means abnormally large muscles.

Wow, Hes so jaked. He must be on steriods

by Dirty McGirty October 4, 2008

Jake

Jake is annoying little shit that's your friend no matter how annoying he is. He also likes to use gay terms like calling people a Bear even though he is secretly gay. His friends know this, but they really don't care because Jake is their homosexual friend! :D

Guy: Hey Jake

Jake: Hey Bear ;)

Guy 1: ...

by !Mr. Bear! February 10, 2015

jake hat

a jay cat when nobody knows what you're talking about

haha what's a jake hat

by billy cozby July 4, 2010

The Jake

N. A Whiny bitch in a group of friends that gets what he considers a girlfriend, but in reality she lives over 1000 miles away and has never seen her in person. And after said "girlfriend" breaks up with him, he whines and cries for days on end till he remembers he only needs his hand so he can at least beat off with it.

Example 1-

Friend 1 : "So how's your ex girlfriend, Jake?"

Jake: "SHUT UP! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY PAIN!!!"

Friend 2: "Really? You've never even banged her..."

Example 2- Friend

Friend 1: "Is Jake still crying over that girl?"

Friend2: " No he rediscovered his hand."

The Jake: " I CAN HEAR YOU, YOU KNOW. I'M TAKING YOU OFF MY FRIENDS LIST ON XBOX LIVE NOW! ASSHOLE!!"

*The Jake runs off and cries. Then beats off.*

Friend1: "Wow. What a shame..."

by Not Tenspeed. May 10, 2010