Jesus Puff

When you get crusified while giving head to a priest.

"What happened to Mike the other day?"
"He got a Jesus Puff from father Mathews"

by Garry Coleman May 13, 2005

Jesus' Niece

Someone who is highly revered in the hip-hop community. Notably put to fame by Kanye West.

"From the Polo fleece to the Jesus piece... I got family in high places like Jesus' niece" - Kanye West

by P.Caps December 21, 2010

jesus saves, but satan rocks

the essence of goodness is obedience, moral rectitude, moderation, whereas the essence of "evil" is rebellion, and thus "fun," or "coolness."

dude, i know that jesus saves, but satan rocks!

by memorybabe September 11, 2011

jesus pills

common slang for adderall

Wow, I have 4 tests in the next two days.. time to find me some jesus pills and get that shit done!

by EonBlue987 March 4, 2009

Jesus Leg

Making a chick cum just by rubbing your leg on her vagina.

My niggsa L Dog the omniscient gave that hoe the Jesus Leg

by KP the black man February 5, 2009

Jesus Hole

The act of piercing the torso and inserting the penis in the crevice.

man "dude why did you mum go to hospital?"
man "she got a jesus hole from her closet lover"

by ticklybawbag September 9, 2009

Jesus Dick

Fuckin rad as hell, like funyons when you're drunk. Also, the way that cat from Ali Baba's pronounces cheese sticks. Real fuckin tasty by the way.

The new Die Hard movie is seriously Jesus Dick.

by MC Plan B September 6, 2007