Nutter Finger

When one is wiping after taking a poo and their finger pops through the toilet paper causing one to get shit on their fingers.

Get to ply tissue. I don't want to get a Nutter Finger.

by AshMashey August 14, 2016

ash fingers

A condition when after smoking cigarettes or cigars, your fingers smell like burnt cigarettes.

Adrien: "Hey Kelly, wanna go out for a smoke break?"
Kelly: "Nah, I don't want to have ash fingers."

by 2K4Days July 2, 2016

alpaca finger

Slang for vagina

Man that alpaca finger was tight af

by Phetkittty June 5, 2016

finger cotton

Finger Cotton is when you're with a girl and all she will let you do is is play with it on the outside of her panties or jeans..

Hey did you go out with lisa lastnight?
Yea we went to the movies.
Did she give you any ass?
Nah all she let me do was get a little finger cotton.

by 8inchesSoft June 1, 2016

dolphin fingers

To be outstanding at something, nearly achieve your goal only to let it slip in a ridiculous way

The Arsenal team are good but watch how they flop by the end of this season, they got dolphin fingers for real!

by Mr Clumsy May 29, 2016

royal finger

To give someone the highest, most powerful of "flipping off" fingers

He sassed me so i gave him the royal finger

by colmcor May 16, 2016

tortilla fingers

A joking but endearing term used to describe someone of Latin descent, whose hands are resistant to heat due to picking tortillas out of the fire.

Jolie "Its not even that hot, stop being a baby" Michael "OK Tortilla Fingers"

by fuaXz May 19, 2016