Boner Rage

Boner rage is when a boy or a man gets etremely angry over some trivial matter or when he can't solve a simple problem.

Usually this means the boy or guy is either a virgin or hasn't had sex for quite some time.

Pete: "Friggin' hell Nathan why are you so angry !!!!???"

Nathan: Oh - sorry **sobs** I got "boner rage" !!!

(I asked that girl over the other day and only got a kiss and blue balls.)

by SageFellow December 27, 2010

boner eclipse

The act, or action, of placing one's ass in front of an erected penis to portray an eclipse.

My girlfriend said she wanted to have some sex, but i told her lets do it the boner eclipse way.

by Jason & David September 4, 2007

20 boners

To become extremely aroused. Horny.

That girl gives me 20 boners.

by Datonz January 22, 2009

pop a boner

To pop a boner means for a guy to get a hard-on.

If I haven't taken care of my morning wood, I always pop a boner in the cadet showers!

by eda-skip December 22, 2021

bus-boner

A bus-boner is the hard-on a guy gets when he rides a bus.

I still get a bus-boner whenever I ride a bus!

by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020

boner bazaar

The boner bazaar is a cadet shower-room where we all see other cadets showering with morning wood.

Every time I take my morning shower, it's a boner bazaar and I can take care of any other cadet's morning wood.

by USAF Cadet September 24, 2021

Boner Patrol

When a girl is attempting to find some male company, normally of the between-the-sheets variety. in other words, making it clear how much they want a boner.

"Dude, this girl has been sending me the dirtiest text messages all night."

"Dang dude, she must be working the Boner Patrol night shift"

by Vert Jones February 1, 2010