Fair Bite of the Beef

An Australian expression of mateship, celebration and affirmation. Typically used at social functions and barbecues, or to build rapport with strangers on public transport. Not to be confused with the phrase 'fair lunch of the lamb' - a much-scorned English phrase.

Also commonly used to express appreciation for someone who's overcome great adversity.

Phil was feeling out of place at a barbecue where everyone should feel welcome. He exclaimed 'fair bite of the beef' - to the delight of all present. The room erupted and was soon regarded as the number 1 larrikin and a general lush of a man. Many beers and salutations were offered.

by nadiaandtheboys December 10, 2017

Smells like beef

Used to describe an awkward situation or conversation. Said in the middle of an awkward conversation.

*In an awkward conversation* "it smells like beef in here"

by IcedChewie September 5, 2019

Salt Beef Injection

The process of ejeculating inside someone.

Wanda is gonna have a youngster because Pat down da road gave her da ol' salt beef injection

by Arn2000 August 30, 2018

Corned Beef Gash

A very mean-spirited term used to describe a particularly unattractive vagina.

"I can't believe your mom did that porno! Who the hell wants to see her corned beef gash?"

by foolkilla August 15, 2012

Beef Wellington Injection

Noun

1. Bragging rights in many a culinary circle, it's a term used to describe a sexual act which can only occur if the female has a yeast infection. With the right combined body temperatures and a copious amount of friction, the man's penis, upon withdrawal, is covered in a light, flaky crust.

2. A variation on the classic beef injection

"When I awoke, I smelled a faint trace of sourdough pretzels and remembered I gave that skank a beef wellington injection last night."

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

no beef, no chicken, no pork

have no problem with someone, everything is completely cool and there are no problems between you and another party

What do you mean I don't like your boyfriend? We have no beef, no chicken, no pork between us!

by Jwglass May 6, 2014

Shake Hands with Beef

The act of wanking it, jerking off, or masturbating as it is most commonly called.

Im gonna go shake hands with beef before we hit the road, I don't want to have to sperm it up on the way.

by Ginkyzord October 12, 2006