bead meat

The solid matter that comes out when you pull out anal beads.

Yo bro, my Lady had some bead meat come out last night, really killed the mood.

by Notamadeupname August 15, 2017

Bearded fuckwit

Mitchell Burton, a classical piece of shit prankster who is consistently a cunt.

Chris: Do you know Mitchell Burton?

Adam: Yeah hes a bearded fuckwit.

by Adzybrah October 17, 2017

beard-wax

An anal male, preoccupied with his looks & perfect personal presentation shallow detached from the importance of real emotions anal up himself

“I was so upset but he just kept glancing at his reflection and preening. He’s utterly beard-wax””. Q: “Is the new boss an understanding type?” A: “Huh! No way. Totally beard-wax... snappy dresser, minimalist office, nil humanity”.

by Urban burble May 2, 2018

bearded squid

When your drunk buddy goes down to Naples, FL and picks up a 57 year old devorcee to her $1mm+ home and you throw up in her master bathroom and ruin the planned three sim and then just the eat her out the rest of the night.

Hey Andy took that GIILF back to Pelican Bay and gave her the bearded squid.

by toomuchfist May 5, 2018

beard diving

When you are hunting for a fuckboy in a midwest state.

"Drop me off at this dive karaoke bar in Denver; I'm going beard diving."

by thatguyyoumetatthatthing February 16, 2018

bead pigeon

A person who picks up Mardi Gras beads or other throws off the ground.

“Dont’t pick that up, it’s dirty, let a bead pigeon get it.”

by VictoriaSkillane February 17, 2018

Beady

A handsome man that has a huge cock and is extremely funny and a great friend. Can also be your greatest enemy as well.

Person 1: HOLY FUCK ITS A BEADY!!!
Person 2: HOLY SHIT WHERE!?

by GURPLGLUP February 17, 2018