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Chromosomes in the Bag

What you say when you want people to fear you
by Loafus Crambwell May 6, 2019
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wag a bag

a beautiful convenience store where people of all kinds gather to indulge in the finest packaged snacks. if located near a dance studio you may see dancers flock there when running out of energy.
I wish I had a wag a bag near me!
by missmiaonfire July 19, 2018
mugGet the wag a bagmug.

Low bag

Low bag (verb) or 'low bagging'. This is when someone leaves early from work but doesn't want other people to know. So he/she keeps their bag low as they walk out the door not saying anything to anyone so it looks like they're just going for a toilet or coffee break.
Woody has gone and done a low bag again. It's 4.45pm and he's nowhere to be seen!
by Doogie Dundee March 24, 2017
mugGet the Low bagmug.

bag swag

people who wear backpacks around to add to the look and swag of their outfit

wearing a bag when it is not usually necessary but it looks good

you can not have a big backpack, if you look bad in bag swag then don't even try to pull it off
wearing a backpack to a concert or around in public when it is not needed people will tell you that you have bag swag
by TheBagSwagger August 7, 2011
mugGet the bag swagmug.

Douche Bag

1. A flexible rubber apparatus used as a reservoir for fluids used to clean the female vagina (see also poontang, quim, etc.) on an unnecessary basis.

2. A conceited male fantasist possessing scant regard for the opinions of others and possessed of a remarkable degree of economy with the truth. Probably thinks he is the shizzler. May be alone in this opinion.
I need a douche 'coz I have a smelly cunt.

I'm a sexually repressed Catholic so I would like a nice douche. May I please borrow your douche bag?

He pretended to graduate from VMI when he is really a Cal U alum. What a douche bag.

Only douches take shop. Only douche bags teach it.

That fucker says he had a Porsche when it was only a kit car. Fucking douche.

Fucking douche bag forgot his own daughter's name and tried hitting on some teenybopper. Turd. No grip on reality. What a fucking douche bag.
by Big Gwynnie March 24, 2010
mugGet the Douche Bagmug.

bag baby

When a guy wears a condom, finishes during sex, and the condom slips off inside the girl when he pulls out
Girl-the condom is stuck inside me???

Guy- push it out like a baby! A bag baby!
by Ginalynn January 9, 2014
mugGet the bag babymug.

carbage bag

A plastic bag used for collecting garbage in a car. Often found tied to the back of the passenger seat.
Jim, how long have these cheese nips been been lying on the floor of your Dodge Neon? Don't you have a carbage bag?
by Matt Stucky April 29, 2008
mugGet the carbage bagmug.

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