Cold ham water

When a girl posses into a guys mouth, then he snowballs the cold piss into another guys mouth.

girl: “want some cold ham water?”
guy: “ Sure?”

5 minutes later
guy: “ I regret everything”

by Jimster February 19, 2019

Lap Ham

noun. A preggers belly

"I have to take my lap ham in for an ultrasound today."
"Dang! Look at the lap ham on her!"

by Dr. Lapham December 28, 2018

Sway-ham

first of all, make sure he doesn't fall because the world would end secondly this person is very aggressive and will regularly in fights start humping peoples legs as a side effect of extreme loneliness also loves having gay sex with harendran's as a past time.

ohhh god not sway-ham.

by the sway-ham whisperer March 4, 2019

Ham

Food

I like ham

by Cheeky nugget January 24, 2022

Ham

Ham is used in Detroit and means hot as mess or just stating that a nigga is lame asf frfr 🤷🏽

Man 1: nigga look at the goofy ass crackhead
Man 2: that nigga is a ham

by Shayyla July 15, 2022

HAM

Hot Ass Mess

When someone is dressed terribly. e.g when overweight people wear clothes that are far too small they are a HAM

by dontyuhnoh October 24, 2010

Ham Sandwich

A person who has suffered horrific burn injuries as a result of a house fire.

Man, that ham sandwich has patches of hair and shit everywhere

by Captain Spudz December 15, 2021