Jesse Thomas

This little small thing is some skinny thing ye and like it makes no sense like guys always wearing a mask like makes no sense like

Blud did you see the gyat on razer_lighning1 jesse thomas

by jayyymaxi September 29, 2023

thomas nielsen

The coolest motherfucker on the planet.

I wish I was more like Thomas Nielsen, that motherfucker is super cool.

by Thecoolestmferever October 4, 2023

Thomas Steer

Likes spanish men Including Nacho He drives a crv in brown abc 123 he pees

Thomas Steer your short

by VDYGUFR October 6, 2023

Thomas

A poor person who can’t even afford a microwave or any food at all. He relies on his friends to give him food and something to look for.

Look at that poor person, no wait that’s just Thomas

by Yeet boi696969 January 4, 2020

Thomas A

A deaf dumbass who can’t hear shit when he has his AirPods in and says “Sorry couldn’t hear you had my noise canceling AirPods in.” Also know as Ree Kid

Your such a Thomas A.

by DANKBRUH420 January 5, 2020

Thomas da twain

A weird train that is retarded in every way possible.

Thomas da twain is F***ing weird.

by Walla Walla Bang Bang January 8, 2020

Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence

An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.

Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.

Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"

Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"

Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."

Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."

by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020