sick as a dick

Another idiom for sick as a dog
Feelinf very unwell,
That guy's sick as a dick
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Long Distance Dick Punch

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The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.
by JlevEsq July 30, 2021
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Dick Spit Hit

A powerful hit of crack cocaine which causes such a numbness of the mouth that the jaw fills with saliva. The user then applies the saliva to perform an excellent blow job or hand job using the product for lubrication.
after smoking a fully loaded crack-pipe: "Holy shit, that was a fucking dick spit hit for sure!"
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Dick Spit Hit

A powerful hit of crack cocaine which causes such a numbness of the mouth that the jaw fills with saliva. The user then applies the saliva to perform an excellent blow job or hand job using the product for lubrication.
after smoking a fully loaded crack-pipe: "Holy shit, that was a fucking dick spit hit for sure!"
by Used2Bscrubs August 09, 2024
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dick raped

Rape for men. When a girl takes you're dick and you don't her pusspuss, she takes your dick and puts it in her pusspuss.
Damn Angelia took my dick and she put it in her pusspuss, and she ugly as shit nigga. I just got dick raped, like bro, what the fuck
by xhat May 01, 2016
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Dick raped

When a female makes a male have sex with her through mental and physical force and control straight taking your man meat like you don’t even own it like in the movie step brothers
I Jus got dick raped in the bathroom i don’t know how to feel right now
by Lubed cucumber June 16, 2020
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Dick Raped

Variation of bum raped, DICK GO UP BUM usually after or during shower time in the slammer, (jail) dick rape is when some one wants to rape you so much they shove their dick, UP YOUR DICK HOLE
Ur losing, 20-0, “I am being dick raped right now
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