all my hexes live in Texas

What a practicer of voodoo claims after leaving said creepy lifestyle behind and moving far away north near da Canadian border.
Maybe it is indeed true dat all my hexes live in Texas, but I still hafta use six-sided wrenches to adjust/install/remove ordinary bolts and nuts.
by QuacksO June 27, 2023
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Measuring my big toe

t is a secretive way of saying masturbating aka. fapping, beating the meat, fapulishus.
It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.
"Ey bro i gotta go and measure my big toe, be right back."
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"
by CleverViking March 03, 2017
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That song from the fortnite live event
I still see your shadows in my room cant take back the love that i gave you its to the point where i love and i hate you
by K9123 December 09, 2024
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I'm on my days

Shorter phrase to say someone is on their period.
Sophia: I'm on my days, my stomach hurts really bad
by yourmomishotash September 10, 2023
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I’ll give you my llama

One way to pick up Latino chics (or guys if ur gay) in bars

Also slang for I’ll give you my dick
Como te llama?”
“Oh I’ll give you my llama
by BitchAs February 17, 2018
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I’ll give you my llama

Something to say to a Latino chic

Slang for I’ll give u my penis
by BitchAs February 17, 2018
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When will my life begin

When will my life begin is a song from Tangled that describes how we feel right now. (Rapunzel sings a song about how she is waiting for her life to begin while stuck in a tower) Ironically the kingdom in the movie is called Corona!
"When will my life begin!? The coronavirus is keeping me in my house and I am bored!"
by A. B. March 28, 2020
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