dead ass

be serious or you are serious

shay: EOWWWW GEUSS WHO FINNA HAVE A BABYYYYYY
quan: bitch be so dead ass

trey: i got like 85 bodies like dead ass

by sevennnnnnn May 17, 2023

flack ass hoe

Adjective; describing a person (usually a male) who incorrectly thinks he is far funnier, sexier, and worth more than his weight in gold. Bling usually includes many coin machine chains, a Wal-Mart clearance sale wrist watch.

"Man, Flip Simmons is triflin' every day tellin' people he's funny when he ain't even got no jokes yet. Sorry flack ass hoe!"

by 0rangeJu1ce August 15, 2017

Ass bomb

An explosive rectal suppository designed to blow someone up from the inside. This literal weapon of ass destruction results in a fatal condition called EBS (explosive bowl syndrome).
-British variation: arse-bomb

Billy: 'He stuck a lump of plastique up your bum, son.'

Serge: 'Ass bomb.'

by shaquille Oatmeal. November 17, 2020

Bitch ass nigga

When a nigga is steady duckin from u

Mane that bitch ass nigga got him duckin get him nick

by Nicks has a huge cock December 2, 2019

Ass Penny

You know those pennies that are about 100 years old and looked like they were shoved up your ass? Yeah, those are these pennies.

Person: What type of penny is that?
Me: Oh this? This is an ass penny.

by Maxawesome7 January 25, 2020

ass

(1)noun: butt; posterior; anal area.
(2)adjective: bad; trashy, used to describe something that is bad or does not reach expectations.

(1) person: *grabs girlfriends butt* girlfriend: did you just grab my ass?
(2)*playing basketball* "yo this ball is ass!"

by Nota qt December 1, 2021

swamp ass thing

swamp ass thing is a man-like create who lives in a swamp. he cares alot about swamps so don't be disrespectful.

someone: hey! lets got to that swamp place!
me: ok but be respectful! swamp ass thing lives here!!

by kindaswagtbh June 10, 2021