dick

a stupid person or a rude {prick}

oh my god why are such a dick all the time

by daddydylanobrien;) July 2, 2020

Vampire Dick

A condition in which a man craves period sex

Tom is always more eager to bang when I’m on my period. He’s got vampire dick.

by Colossal Horse July 2, 2020

Dick sauce

You ever wondered why you have a new brother or sister well the answer is my sick sauce that's right I fucked your mum doggystyles as well

Your mum drank my dick sauce

by Josh has a 50 inch pp July 3, 2020

Dick penis

When a demon steals your penis rips the top of your penis off and drinks the sperm like diet cok.

I fucked a cactus and my Dick penis fell off.

by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020

Donkey Dick

A fuel sample port adapter for aircraft.

LPO: Take the donkey dick out there and get fuel samples.

by James Ridge September 1, 2020

Shit a Dick

To be really pissed off or to laugh really hard; can be used for all genders

He shit a dick after his best friend kissed his girl.

She shit a dick when her friend made a joke about the teacher.

by sweato September 3, 2020

Dick Koozie

A woman whose sole purpose is to hold dicks and keep them at the appropriate temperature, much like a beer Koozie, only this is meant to maintain warmth.

Paris Hilton is a real Dick Koozie.

by Broken Drifter September 6, 2020