shit & tired

feeling like shit & tired of feeling like shit

i'm so shit & tired rn

by _D0uche_ January 25, 2026

Whore Shit

The first shit after getting your ass nutted in, more specifically when the poop and cum are mixed together

After I came in my wife’s, she took a whore shit

by anonymous January 26, 2026

Schrodinger's shit

When you fart and feel wet in your knockers , thinking it's a shart . But when you check it out , nothing's there.
So you can conclude the dingleberry is there and not at the same time

Jimmy - hey man i gotta go , looks like i sharted

Jerry - what you eat last night man
5 minutes later

Jimmy- it was just a schrodinger's shit man . I'm good

by Uncle_asscrack January 30, 2026

THIS SHIT HITS

A perfect linguistic loop and the ultimate slang trifecta. It is a rare isogrammatic anagram sentence, meaning every single word in the phrase is made of the exact same four letters: H, I, S, and T.
Whether you’re talking about a beat, a realization, or a vibe, the phrase literally mathematically resets itself with every word.
It is the "holy trinity" of modern slang wordplay, proving that the phrase "This shit hits" is mathematically perfect.
The Math:
THIS (T-H-I-S)
SHIT (S-H-I-T)
HITS (H-I-T-S)

"The way the bass and the lyrics come together? This shit hits different."

by Dice254 February 1, 2026

Ain’t On Shit

AKA “AOS”
Describing One’s Activities To The Homie. Not Busy. Maybe An Invitation To Get On Some Shit AKA “OSS”

“I Ain’t On Shit Today Big Cuz”

“You Need A Job Lil Cuz, You AOS”

by YakimaFresh February 2, 2026

YO-YO Shit

An anomaly of the human act of excretion whereby feces has emerged out the anus but has not yet disconnected from the body and the large intestine draws it back inside the anal sphincter. This process can happens a few times with no specific number and can be caused by a number of reasons, anxiety, fear, bad food ect.

The other day at work I had a YO-YO shit caused by my boss walking in on me in the process of pushing out a log

by Lawndoo February 2, 2026

Degenerate Piece of Shit Disorder

The chronic condition of people who make society worse for no reason, particularly nuisance streamers, any form of attention whore, and those who exhibit “Karen” behavior. This is especially common but not limited to those with main character syndrome.

The only validation the Twitch streamer has is being a worthless nuisance to others because they suffer from degenerate piece of shit disorder

by TréCool87 February 2, 2026